god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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