So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
