meet me or not, i'm out of control
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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