she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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