Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You smell like stripper and shame
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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