so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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