Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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