Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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