i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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