he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
