He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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