How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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