i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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