Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
