is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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