Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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