grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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