...so i touched it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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