Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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