it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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