i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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