a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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