This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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