I need help removing her.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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