jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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