can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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