I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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