"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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