I got chris browned last night
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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