ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Randomize
