? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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