yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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