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I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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