Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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