Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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