Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Holy shit dude........stairs
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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