You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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