Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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