dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
