It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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