How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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