so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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