So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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