He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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