at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
pray to the hookup gods
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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