we're blogging at a bar
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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