he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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