just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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