8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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