so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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